listen if ur under like 5’5 you dont need a guy thats 6 foot leave the tall boys for the tall girls wtfShut up I’ll date 80 tall boys if I want and we’ll all show up to your house and slam dunk your ass on the court see you then you tall ass hater
"Forever smiling. Dancing through humanity. One step at a time."
moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC
your father is an alcoholic
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
I am fucking insane but my intentions are gold and my heart is pure.